Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Restoration of quill and ink

Call me an old fashioned girl... but having only recently got to grips with the absorbing world of internet media and traded the faithful John Bull printing set for a "Qwerty" keyboard... the super speed highway of communication data vapourising in the the cyber ether enabled me to reflect on the journey to the point where "words" are disposable.



In my past, I can remember the faithful Olivetti typewriter which stood on my desk and which was hammered daily, slowly producing memorandums and letters that were duly stamped in the basement post room and hand delivered by the Royal Mail. Every formation of word was meticulous in it's position on the document and every sentence was quietly considered prior to striking the keyboard. Entangled typebars creating panic in typing circles and black ink smudges carefully erased. The impact of strking a typebar and the ribbon ink caressing the parchment has been replaced by the inkjet lazer printer and reprographics is the catchphrase of industry.


Where is this conveyor belt of medium leading? Today, a lovely pillar box red envelope landed on my doormat; the address handwritten by colbalt blue fountain pen. The notelet inside was a personal greeting, which Red Riding mused upon but her attention was drawn to the detail of the handwriting; the care and precision of the signature. The expression and power of the little red envelope was all consuming and still the preferred method of projecting thoughts and feelings onto a page. Email, text and tweeting may be the new kid on the block but traditional communication still holds my attention and provokes memories of a time gone by where 'instant' was something arriving in a coffee cup.

Thursday, 24 February 2011

Earth to Earth, Crust to Crust...

When I felt the slight shudder and heard the impending doom and rumble of a runaway freight train in January 2011 and realised I had jokingly *survived* my second earthquake, I never for one moment stopped to think about the horror of loss and absolute utter devastion from a quake zone.



As the death toll rises in Christchurch, New Zealand, news is released of the first identified Brit to fall victim to the anger and savagery of the disaster. Sadly, one of North Yorkshire's talented soldiers has fallen whilst on his own around the world adventure. Sleep tight Instinct, music lives forever.

Picture Courtesy of Courier Mail, Australia

Friday, 18 February 2011

Whacky Races

It was time to say farewell to my beloved shed on wheels. The ninky nonk has served me well and no doubt has many tales to tell of our journeys, mishaps and episodes. To this today, I remain silent about the magnetic forces of skips but the attraction and repel left it's mark. Our expeditions together and mystery tours into the unknown have not always gone to plan but the car has never failed me and sheltered me from many a storm. *sigh*


So after much agonising, searching, deliberating and penny pinching, I found myself behind the steering wheel of a Ford Motor Company automotive. Henry, would have been proud of me, as I ignored all the technical gadgetry and was merely concerned about the music options, the spare wheel and the colour. Would a black exterior match my red dress, cloak and lip gloss or would I look far too vampish for the leafy lanes of North Yorkshire... ?



The new car is hardly a Tin Lizzy, Thunderbird or Mustang, but it screams silently at me - "drive me, race me, take me". So there I was, besotted by it's shapely contours and sex appeal... and suddenly I am scribbling on the dotted line with my quill and ink and then handed the keys.



“Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black”. statement by Henry Ford, before my time!

So despite collaborating with a super power of a motor company and probably funding some espionage in Middle Earth... it's out there on the drive sending astral projections messages to me begging me to play out when it's bed time! How can one resist it's charms? :)


Thursday, 17 February 2011

Off the beaten track

Well... after an adventure into the unknown without my flak jacket and teflon coating... I have returned... Are you sitting comfortably, then we shall begin.



Once upon a time, Red Riding Hood had one of those moments of lust, intrigue and the desire to go on a journey... what Red Riding Hood forgot to do was consult the stars and think about this with her head screwed on. So she packed up her troubles into the red spotty suitcase (hankies and sticks are just not big enough for a modern girls wardrobe) and caught the Chattanooga Choo Choo to the big smoke.


The big smoke was a huge vast city landscape and not paved with gold as the critics had suggested. Instead, it was a billboard for commercialism, greed and consumerism... something Little Miss Red was not prepared for, still it was an adventure and not all adventures are what they seem. After a while; the glitzy shimmer started to rust, [chapter deleted and memory banked] the promise was betrayed and it was time to head home to the Bubble of Tranquility.


The suitcase is returned to the cobwebby cupboard, the red cloak hung back on the peg at the back of the door, the little red dress patched up and pressed and the red spotty hankies tears wrung out to dry.







Moral to the Story: Expeditions are for adventurers only and not girls from the frozen North.





Tomorrow is a bright new day though... which I am so looking forward to! :)

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

Dusting off demons.

The cobwebs and dust from the previous year seem to have settled and it is time I returned to this miscellany of mundane musings.
The kaleidoscope of thoughts and emotions continue to spill onto the blotting paper of life and are often placed misguidingly onto the hopes and dreams of others.
So set against a backdrop of pending doom
(restructure, redundancy, redeployment and random choices)
the intention is to capture the moments of happiness, freedom, resilience and turning points.
Hold onto your seats, I think 2011 will be a bumpy ride...

Sunday, 10 January 2010

Memories of Jack Frost




Having eight inches of snow blanketed across the district has been a joy! It has catapulted me back to the early seventies and eighties when we had proper winters. As with everything from your childhood, the rose tinted glow encapsulates and warms my heart.

Thrown out of the house come rain or shine, we’d walk to school as normal and crack frozen puddles with our heels and watch the splintered pattern emerge. The snow was quite often knee deep and we’d follow the tracks and occasionally push each other into the snow wall to get a frosty dusting.

School was always open in the snow, however we were confined to the classroom at breaks, reading old Beano’s and playing board games. You’d turn up to school in your wellies, duffle coat and mittens on string and have to change into slippers or pumps to avoid getting the parquet floor sodden. We were allowed outside at dinner, the boys would spend their time making cresta run slides down the playground and perform sliding pirouettes to impress the girls or stockpiling snowballs for home time. We would be making snowmen and snow angels with our chapped legs and sore lips. One of the posh girls would have strawberry lip-salve and we would all share and spread our germs!


Home time would see a hail of snowballs from the boys and we would run about scooping great handfuls of snow from the car roofs and tops of walls and attempting to at least get one snowball on target. Our hands would be frozen and we’d get chilblains on our toes. It was expected, it was winter.

Snow meant sledging and sledging meant disappearing for hours on end. Word would spread between us about which hill was the best to sledge down. Granddad had made us a wooden sledge and we would candle wax the runners, however it just sank into the snow with its design faults. We’d use old feedbags instead. At some point my sister was bought a bright red plastic sledge. It was the height of sledging fashion. Three of use could sit comfortably on it; we’d giggle as we’d glide down the hill heading for the bump. If you landed correctly it was great cause for celebration otherwise we’d end up in a heap of wellies, snow and sledge much to the amusement of the other hardened sledgers. We'd come home soaking wet with red rosy cheeks and mum would make us a hot steaming cuppa and Bovril on toast. We’d be wrapped in itchy wool blankets and huddle around the coal fire keeping warm until bedtime.

The big melt. Snow was only pristine and white for a day or so. It soon had the black crust from dusty coal fires and at this point you’d no longer let the snow melt on your tongue as a free seasonal treat. During the melt and freeze period, huge icicles would hang off the guttering and everything looked like it had been touched by Jack Frost. Our bedroom window would be frozen on the inside as well as the outside and we’d blow warm air on the surface and make little spies holes, you could see your breath in the air and we would pretend to be cosmopolitan and smoke. By mid afternoon the windows would drip in condensation and towels would be on every windowsill mopping up the excess water.

We were never hungry, Dad still went to work, Mum would be baking in the kitchen and struggling to get wet washing dry but life went on. All the grown ups would be shovelling snow and it was seen as pride to keep your pavement clear. I don’t really remember gritters and snowploughs every coming down our street, if you owned a car, there was always somebody to push you out of the street. We walked everywhere and shopped when the cupboard was bare.


The perception of global warming has made us soft. The health and safety and sue society has driven us to down tools and whimper at every snowflake. Not me, I’m loving it and despite wearing gloves at work and warming my toes on a dodgy fan heater I found in the store cupboard, I’m reliving my childhood and will be disappointed by the big melt.

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

Day 22 in the Frozen North

The North wind doth blow and we shall have snow,

and what will poor robin do then, poor thing?

He'll sit in a barn and keep himself warm

and hide his head under his wing, poor thing.







A little snowy trudge through a Winter Wonderland...


Come on... get your wellies on!







The Ancient Oaks in the walled parkland of Jacob Smith Park.






Hot Chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows?