Thursday, 31 December 2009

Out with the old, in with the New Year...



It is traditional in Yorkshire to first foot. The first footer, the bringer of luck, has to be tall, dark and handsome (okay handsome is not a preference but hell it's my thresh hold, so I can afford to be choosy) and carry with him a lump of coal, a pinch of salt, a piece of bread and a sprig of greenery.

Coal - not easy when you don't have a coal fire and all the pits have been shut down. Hoping a piece of charcoal from the barbie will suffice.
Salt - I am being extravangant, it's rock salt!
Bread - Nice chunk of granary, slightly grubby due to charcoal fingerprints!
Greenery - Luckily most of the snow has melted so a sprig of rosemary will suffice... hopefully that hasn't any bad luck connotations!! Should I edge my bets and check?

In other places, first footers also bring money (nay chance, I'm skint ) or a bottle of whisky (oops too late, will Baileys do?).. but as with all customs and traditions over time they evolve...

So all I need now is a sober Yorkshire tyke whose eyebrows don't meet in the middle carrying a bag full of trundlements on the hour of midnight....... erm not holding my breath for this one!

Raises glass (Cath Kidston cowboy mug to be precise with lukewarm coffee) to the coming year, hope it's a happy one filled with love, joy, achievements and wealth.

Tuesday, 29 December 2009

Project Shed

At the bottom of every garden should be a shed of some description whether it be a hut, a lean to, a workshop, a snug, a potting shed or home office, every garden needs to be lavished with the love of a shed.


Shed Heaven - in the snow December 2009 - Oh you do look festive!


I painted my shed two summers ago and gave it back a lease of life, it had sadly been neglected by it’s previous owners and having abandoned my former shed with the beautiful stained glass window; my dad made to my specifications. I’ve downgraded to bog standard shed. Still, we must move with the times and habour no regrets about selling the former shed along with the house, it clinched the deal.



Project Shed will see the development of the interior of the shed. Unfortunately getting inside the shed is a bit of an assault course at the moment, but I plan to renovate, paint, reorganise and revitalise my shed. Amazingly the tidy-up fairy folk never venture in here!

Dream “sheds” I have salivated over on the t’interweb:



A Hobbit Hole, courtesy of High Life Treehouses, the round door is so inviting.


Again from High Life Treehouses, the Cedar Spire, oh Rapunzel let down your hair!



A Shepherds hut, in a parallel life, there was one on our land, it had fallen into disrepair and its wooden boarding became the door on the scullery. If I knew then, what I knew now... This delightful sage green sheperds hut is from a collection by Plankbridge.
A couple of sheds from recent trundles:

The I Love West Leeds Festival knitted shed covered in knitted squares and now residing at Armley Mills Industrial Museum. A community piece created by knitters aged between 5 and 95 years.

This gothic masterpiece was found hiding in a garden in Great Ouseburn during the Open Gardens in May 2009.


Sunday, 27 December 2009

Christmas Adventure


Image courtesty of Emily Bearn "Tumtum and Nutmeg's Christmas Adventure"


What, with the excitement (!! no really…) of Christmas and the impact of the festive panic, I forgot to post about my journey to Stockeld Park. The family of intrepid explorers set out on the winter solstice with heavy snowfall and temperatures reaching minus five. Added to which the experience of my mother competing in the British Bobsleigh time trials as we glided around corners and the gravitational pull steered us towards Wetherby was one that will be filed in my memory bank forever.

Unfortunately the dry ski slope was closed due health and safety. Apparently you can’t Nordic ski on snow, it’s slippery and dangerous. I bet Eddie the Eagle was never warned about this! So the natives were slightly frosty to the ticket office pixies.

Which way now... No idea!! [the old ones are the best]
There was no red tape blocking our way on the Enchanted Woodland Walk though… step this way for a magical experience…through theatre, myth and mystery…

Back within the confines of retail therapy and the froth of hot chocolate I can understand why the 2000 acre estate has diversified into creating a winter wonderland. Three months of the year, you can keep the wolves from your door by exploiting the beliefs of children, pull on the purse strings of parents trying to recapture the magic, grandparents eager to please their grandchildren in an outdoor activity, anything to keep their wandering hands off the antique glass baubles. Oh yes, Stockeld Park has tastefully marketed Christmas without losing the charm of it’s it rural idyll.


The delightful home of the bad tempered Figgy Pudding!

Thursday, 24 December 2009

A mince pie on the Castle Top.

Come on a journey through snow and slush...

Knaresborough's most photographed view, the snow paparazzi were out in force at midday, capturing a moment in time, whilst I stumbled about with my 'fuzzy wuzzy digicam' trying to stuff a warm mince pie into my mouth and not get crumbs on the lense!!

View of the viaduct spanning the River Nidd with Marigolds Boating Cafe in the foreground and St. John's Church in the background. The viaduct is 90ft high and 338ft long, not that I've ever measured it! Built in 1851 to carry the new fangled railroad... it'll never take off...



Castle Mills and weir owned in 1847 by Walton and Company. Spinning yarn and power-loom weavers producing high quality linen used in the Royal Household. Now converted to luxury apartments with glorious views across to the Petrifying Well and Mother Shipton's Cave.

Despite numerous rumours, we do have electric street lighting in North Yorkshire!


The surviving Sallyport which has a direct underground route to the moat and used a bolt hole by the foot soldiers back in the day.

Knaresborough was a Royalist stronghold and taken by Cromwell's soldiers after a short seige on 20th December 1644. Unfortunately in 1648 was victim to an Act of Parliament ordering the demolition of Royalist castles.

Newest resident of Knaresborough Castle! Isn't he adorable!



The Kings Tower on the Castle Top with magnificient views across the Nidd Gorge and here my journey ends. Mince pies supplied by Thomas the Baker's Bakery establishment and historic facts from the late Dr. Arnold Kellett, my old french teacher, author, historian and local preecher. See Sir,I did listen in class, not when you were waffling on in français but when the passion filled your boots and you told us about our town.
Wishing my ardent followers (both of you!!) a merry christmas and safe passage through to the other side... tha knows 2010...

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

The Christmas Wrap!


Red Ridings guide to gift wrapping:

Presents almost bought!
Waiting for Fed Ex to bring me a miracle, preferably box shaped and ready wrapped.
Gifts, check!
Wrapping paper, check!
Gift tags, check!
Glittery and sparkliness in the shape of bows, check!
Scissors, check!
Sellotape? Come in sellotape...
Sellotape... nowhere to be found!
Do you think I could get away with masking tape, insulating tape or gaffa tape?
Grrrr - one day I will be organised!

Friday, 18 December 2009

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!


Fed up of hearing about Christmas...



But yeahhhh gifted with the snow overnight!! Something different for people to moan about.
It made a refreshing change and I love it!

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Return to Sender...


In 1843 when Sir Henry Cole sent the first Christmas card, did he really know the manic frenzy he would create in my household? Well the task is done... and they are on their way!!
What ever happened to the penny post?



Ripley Post Office, Hotel De Ville, Ripley Village, North Yorkshire

Sunday, 29 November 2009

Into the Land that Time Forgot

Yesterday, I had the privilege to visit an amazingly talented group of people and participate in a beautiful soup of expression, music, passion and creativity… Food for the soul.

What I hadn’t imagined was the stunning location and inspiring building that lay in wait for me. If Bush had ever wanted to create Shock and Awe, he was looking in the wrong direction, as I had found it.

My little wind up toy struggled across the dales and my little detour down a 17% gradient with a Land Rover full of yokels heading towards me and the slip slide in the mud, merely added to the adventure.

Marrick Priory is nestled in a valley, running alongside is the River Swale. In the twelfth century, Marrick was home to Benedictine Nuns who lived there happily until they were served an eviction order by Henry VIII. For a number of years it became the parish church and then in the 1960’s was converted into an Outdoor Residential Centre.

The Priory, Refectory and Chapel ooze history and the building retains much of its character; the grounds are consecrated with headstones dotted around and with some gravestones forming the Yorkshire paving.

Fantastic location, shame I had to leave so early, I was really up for playing murder in the dark! Sometimes, my job is ridiculously exciting! :)


Sorry, didn't have my Kodak Brownie with me, so the photo's are pilfered from the net.

Thursday, 19 November 2009

Journey into the West Riding

It's grim up't North. Introduction of Clean Air Act 1968!


Yesterday, I had a brief interlude and visited Armley Mills Museum, unfortunately I only had an hour or so on site so did not have time to absorb the atmosphere or capture much information.
A twenty minute walk from Burley Park Station through puddles but entry a snip at £3.








In it's day (the 1800's) Armley Mills was the biggest woollen mill in the world, the site prospered under Benjamin Gott, who revolutionised the woollen industry. That's not to say that conditions were not harsh, exploitative and dirty. It's hard to believe the mill only closed it's doors on production in 1969 due to foreign imports.





Wind the bobbin up!



Saturday, 14 November 2009

Wash Day Blues


After a disastrous Sunday afternoon when the Chuckle Brothers (aka my parents) decided to pop round and help me mend my broken washing machine, I have had to succomb to purchasing a new machine. Not that the old machine was old. It lasted precisely 2 years and 4months, I've got grey hairs older than that!


Oh... we had indoor fireworks on Sunday afternoon as my dad stuck a screwdriver into the electrics on the machine to complete the circuit. It was like a scene from Aladdin.... an ear deafening bang, a puff of smoke and blue sparks, my bleary eyed Dad peering through the smoke as the electrics fused saying "it's had it". Mmmm thanks Dad!




So off I trundled on Thursday to ye olde trusty independant electrical gadetry shoppe. Unfortunately they no longer sell dolly tubs and mangles so I had to settle for the gleaming white new model with 1400 twirly drum, easy access defluffer filter, the latest in pumping action and with a 2 year guarantee. Not only is it rapid drain but has also managed to empty the contents of my bank account. It will arrive on Tuesday and ye olde gadget engineers will plumb it in and take the old one away. Proper good old fashioned service, none of this dump new one of drive with a shed full of polysterene malarky.
Roll on Tuesday... I am rapidly running out of clean laundry.



Sunday, 8 November 2009

Remembrance Sunday


I've just stood amongst a hundred hero's at the War Memorial in Harrogate for the service for Remembrance Sunday. Young and old stood shoulder to shoulder. Out of the crowd came a young Private, helped along by his Officer. He was grey, pale and looked like he may have fainted. Through the gaps in the crowd, I watched the Officer help him sit down on the steps of the bank, undo his belt and shirt buttons. The Private sat there head in his hands regaining his composure, then I noticed a little boy from the crowd sat alongside him on the steps, snuggled up to him and put his arms around his neck cuddling him. For me this was a poignant moment...


Saturday, 7 November 2009

Penny for the Guy

Wednesday was a lovely evening and I went to an organised bonfire, there were jacket potatoes (done in the oven), hot dogs (done in the microwave) and soup (probably out of a packet), fireworks and glow sticks. The children had more fun running up and down the hill in the dark, the fire and the fireworks were a backdrop to their own little games. Bonfire night 2009 did not resemble the atmospheric bonfires of my past, harking back to the 70’s and 80’s.

It would start in early October; a patch of ground at the end of our street was designated as the spot for the bonny. We would scour the local streets and collect wood, old furniture, cardboard from the factory bins, tyres, anything that we could get our hands on that was combustible. Toxic fumes and health and safety had not been invented, so if it could be carried, it was ours for the bonny. We’d build a den in the centre of the bonfire and somebody would be on duty to guard it from raids.

We often went on after dark raids to other bonfires to nick their booty and whilst we were off on manoeuvres, no doubt another gang would be looting ours. There was no anti-social behaviour in the 70’s; we were busy ensuring our bonfire was bigger than anyone else’s.

We’d also make a guy out of an old jumper and trousers with a plastic mask for the face and push it around in somebody’s Silver Cross pram. We’d position ourselves near the corner shop asking for “penny for the guy” and then hot foot it down to the bus stop when the bus came along trying to cadge a few more coppers. Somebody’s dad would buy the fireworks and we’d keep them in an old biscuit tin, looking at them in amazement and wonder; traffic lights, Catherine wheels, roman candles, fountains and bangers.

On the evening of the bonfire, the entire street gathered, from grandmas, mums and dads to tiny tots. The fire would be poked in an attempt to rid it of hedgehogs, somebody with a telly had seen this on Blue Peter, and so it had to be done. The fire would be lit and we’d put jacket spuds into the fire to cook in the embers, mums would pass round toffee made from recipes passed down through the centuries... There would be an old tarpaulin strung up between lampposts and hastily put together wallpaper tables were ladened with sausages in bread buns, thick homemade soup in mugs, sticky parkin and parkin pigs. If it rained the mugs would get welded to the wallpaper tables, due to the old paste…

The older kids would light the fireworks, we would be stood right next to them when whoosh a rocket whizzed into the sky, none of this safety tape cordon malarkey. It was dangerous, exciting and fun! The fireworks I remember in my head were louder, bigger and brighter but in reality I doubt that very much. My memory is much more vivid. We’d have pockets of sparklers and try to write our name before they fizzled out.

At the end of the evening, the jacket potatoes would be cooked and we’d hold them in mittened hands to keep warm, once cooled we would eat them with our fingers with lashings of real butter and salt.

You’d smell smoky and have red rosy cheeks through the bitter cold, but we didn’t have time for a bath, it would be straight into bed to get warm. The next morning you’d hunt for dead firework shells and rockets were prized trophies to show and tell at school during circle time. At 3 o’clock you’d dash home to stoke the embers and kick half burnt bits of wood back into the hot ashes and re-live the experience.

Sunday, 1 November 2009

The Milepost!


I stumbled across other people's musings some time ago and now as the dark nights close in and the leaves start to fall, I thought it was time I created a blog. A blog to highlight mileposts in the year, document my tea shoppe trips out and record the miscellaneous.